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Java

Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java!
Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java!

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Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open!
Donald Knuth and literate programming vs. Douglas McIlroy and UNIX one-liners.

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