Web comic about programming, web development and browsers.
Restaurant
A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs.
Comic Sans
What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? - I hate your type!
Grandma
My grandma never got to experience the Internet. Not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
Bar
While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser can just open a tab.
Hotel
A web page checked into a hotel. It was given room 404 and was never found since.
Where do you want to go today?
Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome.
Browser History
An empty Internet browser's history is an automatic admission of guilt.
Bathroom
What was the web developer doing in the bathroom? ... Taking a crop.
SEO Expert
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...
Shopping
Internet Explorer goes shopping. Employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No, just browsing."
Spaghetti
Why did the Italian chef fail his web coding class? ... He wrote spaghetti from scratch.
Test Engineer
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders... test1 beertest testtesttest 111111 (*#% beer 484.
Glasses
Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Table Layout
Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? ... Because of the table layout.
VIM
How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
Dates
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? ... Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Floating
Why did the web designer drown?... She didn't know if she should float left or float right.,
Tables
An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
Twins
An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
Halloween
What does a computer scientist wear on Halloween?... A bit mask.
The Terminator
Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?... Because he still loves Vista, baby!
Binary
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Refreshments
How do web developers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
Internet Explorer
The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox.
Opera
Internet Explorer is one of the slowest tools for downloading Opera.
Baby
We'd like to name him Peter. That names is already taken! Try Peter375 or Peter2099.
Bytes
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
Hammer
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Self Portrait
2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995...
Merry Christmas
Merry browsery Christmas and Happy browsery New Year 2017!
Titanic and Iceberg
#titanic { position: absolute; bottom: 0; } .iceberg { display: block; }.
Eight Bytes
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?" The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"
Psychopath
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Needle Stack
Software debugging is like finding the hay in the needle stack.
Great Hackers
What you thought great hackers look like vs. what they really are like.
Computers
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso
Astronomy
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Daemon
There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
Larry Wall
The three great virtues of a programmer are laziness, impatience, and hubris.
Epic Computer Science Battles
Donald Knuth and literate programming vs. Douglas McIlroy and UNIX one-liners.
Anchors
Why did the web developer drown?... He had too many anchors.
