Restaurant
A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs.
Comic Sans
What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? - I hate your type!
Grandma
My grandma never got to experience the Internet. Not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
Bar
While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser can just open a tab.
Hotel
A web page checked into a hotel. It was given room 404 and was never found since.
Where do you want to go today?
Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome.
Graveyard
.rip { bottom: -6ft; }
Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster discovers the Cookie Clicker game.
Browser History
An empty Internet browser's history is an automatic admission of guilt.
Bathroom
What was the web developer doing in the bathroom? ... Taking a crop.
SEO Expert
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...
Home
There's no place like 127.0.0.1.
Winamp
It really whips the llama's ass!
Shopping
Internet Explorer goes shopping. Employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No, just browsing."
Full Stack
Front end vs Back end.
Spaghetti
Why did the Italian chef fail his web coding class? ... He wrote spaghetti from scratch.
Test Engineer
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders... test1 beertest testtesttest 111111 (*#% beer 484.
Glasses
Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.