A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs.
What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? - I hate your type!
My grandma never got to experience the Internet, not because she's old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser is able to just open a tab.
A web page checked into a hotel. It was given room 404 and was never found since.
Where do you want to go today?
Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome.
The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one.