A weekly comic for programmers, web developers and geeks.

Computer jokes about drink

Eight Bytes

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?" The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"
Eight Bytes

Refreshments

How do web developers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
Refreshments

Tables

An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
Tables

Test Engineer

A test engineer walks into a bar and orders... test1 beertest testtesttest 111111 (*#% beer 484.
Test Engineer

SEO Expert

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...
SEO Expert

Bar

While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser can just open a tab.
Bar

SEO Expert (extra cartoon)

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...
SEO Expert

Vegas (extra cartoon)

Web design is a lot like Vegas. What happens below the fold stays below the fold.
Vegas