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Computer jokes about programming

Candy

Candy in, code out.
Candy

Coders

Good coders code, great coders reuse.
Coders

Epic Computer Science Battles

Donald Knuth and literate programming vs. Douglas McIlroy and UNIX one-liners.
Epic Computer Science Battles

Larry Wall

The three great virtues of a programmer are laziness, impatience, and hubris.
Larry Wall

Astronomy

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Astronomy

Needle Stack

Software debugging is like finding the hay in the needle stack.
Needle Stack

Psychopath

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Psychopath

Debugging

Removing the needles from the haystack.
Debugging

Winners

LISP programming hide and seek championship.
Winners

Programmer (noun)

A machine that turns coffee into code.
Programmer (noun)

Hide and Seek

Programming hide and seek championship.
Hide and Seek

Hammer

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Hammer

Punch Cards

FORTRAN programming class.
Punch Cards

Coffee

Coffee in, code out.
Coffee

Dinosaurs

COBOL programming class.
Dinosaurs

Test Engineer

A test engineer walks into a bar and orders... test1 beertest testtesttest 111111 (*#% beer 484.
Test Engineer

Don Knuth vs Doug McIlroy (extra cartoon)

Literate programming vs shell one-liners. Who will win?!
Don Knuth vs Doug McIlroy

Parenthesis (extra cartoon)

Scheme programming hide and seek championship.
Parenthesis

Art of Debugging (extra cartoon)

Debugging is the art of extracting the needles from the haystack.
Art of Debugging

Needle in the Haystack (extra cartoon)

Debugging is like finding a needle in the haystack.
Needle in the Haystack

Programming Championship (extra cartoon)

C++ hide and seek championship.
Programming Championship

EA Games (extra cartoon)

EA Programming Team
EA Games