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Computer jokes about table

Mendeleev

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Mendeleev

Refreshments

How do web developers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
Refreshments

Chips

How do programmers like their burgers?... With chips.
Chips

Sweet Home

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
Sweet Home

Tables

An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
Tables

Table Layout

Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? ... Because of the table layout.
Table Layout

Restaurant

A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs.
Restaurant

Java Cafe (extra cartoon)

The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one.
Java Cafe

Sweet Home (extra cartoon)

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
Sweet Home

Chemistry (extra cartoon)

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Chemistry

F5 (extra cartoon)

How do programmers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
F5