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Computer jokes about quote

Coders

Good coders code, great coders reuse.
Coders

Larry Wall

The three great virtues of a programmer are laziness, impatience, and hubris.
Larry Wall

Daemon

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.
Daemon

Astronomy

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Astronomy

Computers

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computers

Archimedes

Give me the command line and I shall move the world.
Archimedes

Building Material

Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.
Building Material

Psychopath

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Psychopath

Pablo Picasso (extra cartoon)

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso
Pablo Picasso