A weekly comic for programmers, web developers and geeks.

Geeky jokes about computer

Attack Vectors

Real hacker's attack vectors are normalized.
Attack Vectors

Home Sweet Home

::1 sweet ::1.
Home Sweet Home

Coldness

Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open!
Coldness

Sweet Home

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
Sweet Home

1023MB

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet.
1023MB

Keyboard

Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard

Virus

Why did the computer keep sneezing? ... It had a virus!
Virus

VIM

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
VIM

Glasses

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Glasses

Incognito

How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.
Incognito

Grandma

My grandma never got to experience the Internet. Not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
Grandma

Bad Vision (extra cartoon)

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Bad Vision

Grandpa (extra cartoon)

My grandpa never got to experience the Internet. Not because he was too old, but because he used Internet Explorer.
Grandpa