A weekly comic for programmers, web developers and geeks.

Geeky jokes about computer

Attack Vectors

Real hacker's attack vectors are normalized.
Attack Vectors

Home Sweet Home

::1 sweet ::1.
Home Sweet Home

Coldness

Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open!
Coldness

Sweet Home

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
Sweet Home

1023MB

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet.
1023MB

Keyboard

Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard

Virus

Why did the computer keep sneezing? ... It had a virus!
Virus

VIM

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
VIM

Glasses

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Glasses

Incognito

How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.
Incognito

Grandma

My grandma never got to experience the Internet, not because she's old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
Grandma