A weekly comic for programmers, web developers and geeks.

Geeky jokes about computer

Astronomy

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Astronomy

Computers

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computers

Ada Lovelace

Happy Ada Lovelace day!
Ada Lovelace

Great Hackers

What you thought great hackers look like vs. what they really are like.
Great Hackers

Home Sweet Home

::1 sweet ::1.
Home Sweet Home

Coldness

Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open!
Coldness

1023MB

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet.
1023MB

Keyboard

Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard

VIM

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
VIM

Glasses

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Glasses

Grandma

My grandma never got to experience the Internet. Not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer.
Grandma

Attack Vectors (extra cartoon)

Real hacker's attack vectors are normalized.
Attack Vectors

Incognito (extra cartoon)

How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.
Incognito

Virus (extra cartoon)

Why did the computer keep sneezing?... It had a virus!
Virus

Sweet Home (extra cartoon)

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
Sweet Home

Life (extra cartoon)

I had a life once. Now I have a computer.
Life

Pablo Picasso (extra cartoon)

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso
Pablo Picasso

Air Conditioners (extra cartoon)

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Air Conditioners

Designer and Text Editor (extra cartoon)

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
Designer and Text Editor

Bad Vision (extra cartoon)

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
Bad Vision

Grandpa (extra cartoon)

My grandpa never got to experience the Internet. Not because he was too old, but because he used Internet Explorer.
Grandpa