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Computer jokes about programmer

Needle Stack

Software debugging is like finding the hay in the needle stack.
Needle Stack

Debugging

Removing the needles from the haystack.
Debugging

Programmer (noun)

A machine that turns coffee into code.
Programmer (noun)

Viking

What do you call a programmer from Finland?... A Nerdic!
Viking

3AM

Programmers are the only people awake at 3am.
3AM

Home Sweet Home

~ sweet ~
Home Sweet Home

Chips

How do programmers like their burgers?... With chips.
Chips

Dates

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? ... Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Dates

F1 (extra cartoon)

Why did the programmer drown?... Because he shouted "F1! F1!" and no one could understand him.
F1

Java Cafe (extra cartoon)

The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one.
Java Cafe

Home Sweet Home (extra cartoon)

~ sweet ~
Home Sweet Home

Nordic (extra cartoon)

What do you call a programmer from Sweden?... A Nerdic!
Nordic